Monday, February 8, 2010

~ Funny Story 01 ~


Lady : I lost my Husband
Inspector : What is his height?

Lady : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy?

Lady : Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes?

Lady : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair?

Lady : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was he wearing?

Lady : Suit / casuals. I dont remember exactly
Inspector : Was somebody with him?????????

Lady : Yes, my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together....

And the lady started crying.....

Inspector : Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!

** Moral of the story, know well your husband more than others... (^_^)

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