** MISSING HUSBAND **
Lady : I lost my Husband
Inspector : What is his height?
Lady : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Lady : Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Lady : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair?
Lady : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was he wearing?
Lady : Suit / casuals. I dont remember exactly
Inspector : Was somebody with him?????????
Lady : Yes, my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together....
And the lady started crying.....
Inspector : Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!
** Moral of the story, know well your husband more than others... (^_^)
Inspector : What is his height?
Lady : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Lady : Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Lady : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair?
Lady : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was he wearing?
Lady : Suit / casuals. I dont remember exactly
Inspector : Was somebody with him?????????
Lady : Yes, my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together....
And the lady started crying.....
Inspector : Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!
** Moral of the story, know well your husband more than others... (^_^)
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